A long-ass time ago; in a far-ass place.....Actually it was BACK TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN FUTURE!
There was a "real life", and those fags conducted their bullshit "HI THERE SMILEY FACE" yadda yadda yadda, their piece of shit sarcasm (read: lies), common sense and all sorts of evil, and faggotry. Shit, Ass, Fuck, Cunt, Dick. Well this world of theirs. It was horrible. A vortex of pure evil. Well if you say there is an 'evil' or not. Well I didn't like it. Not many did. It went. And there were plenty of shit back then. Bullshit Social controls, faux pas, 'common sense', 'unwritten rules', forced conformity to do certain things, in the elevator, look this way, act this way in a certain distance zone. Have to notive these all 'gestures', people not speaking completely, faggity 'non-verbal' shit, POS 'strong handshakes'. Evil "connotations", refusing to accept the actual definition but implying something else; or accidentally doing it wrong, misintrepreting, or messing up the signals. Common sense is evil and needs to be annihilated. Same with "sarcasm". ZOMG you have to gesture this way, not that way, etc. Bullshit 'nonverbal' communication. Bullshit superior, accepting control. Bullshit authority Bullshit conformity and embarassment! Being all social and shit. Like sheep, few did or even said anything about the hipocritical social controls, lies and so-called 'values'. It takes one to resist, and others would follow. Many people are victims of it, intelligence, or other factors do not matter. Most people are just as suspectible to ridicule. And who blames them.....some had the balls to do something.
Some determing this as the beginning of a new era. Coinciding with the Oil Wars, the Age of Aquarius, the World War Three on Earth; and other incidents. Some called this 'Year One' or 'Alpha Year' or 'Astral Era' or 'After Launch' or 'Ether Calender'. Whatever they called it, onward bound, people went against their bullshit back then. Remembering shit like 'love it or leave it' they left. Using reverse-engineered alien tech revealed to all of humanity, this jump-started a colonization boom. The people, many of them disenfranchised at 'Old Earth' and its' structures, its' controls, they spread out in a wave of colony ships, explorer ships, scout probes and other things to search through the sea of stars for new lives. Soldiers, exiled "criminals", colonists, explorers, 1336 haxx0rs; predecessors to the current 1337 helped calculate the jump spots; map out and learn about fast space; comparable to a fucked up rave with blue, yellow, green, orange a pastel or beautiful colors dazzling, switching, forming patterns of stars, pentagrams, circles, dodecagons, triangles, pentagons and other geometric shapes out there passing by the viewer. Of course many of the original 1336 were ravers, so they thought they were simply high while passing through here and that it was a spiritual thing. When other non-ravers did the same experiments they realized it was a physical plane and helped to calculate, research and build fastdrives. An astral north, south, east and west was created...but they forgot some other stuff. They forgot the two new directions. they simply caled it 'up' and 'down' LOL. And the people spread throughout teh interwebz. During one of the first major jumps out of the solar system; a small exploration group found remnants of a space-faring civilization, unknown what happened. Some theorized that this is the same group who created some interesting things; some suggested that they gave humans the technology, that they were related to ancient mythological lands, like Atlantis and Lemuria on Earth. A scientist made this famous quote: "Is this god? the beings who helped to build the pyramids? Those other objects and artifacts? The spatial anolyamies? Are some ancient race what all of humanity has been saying in their mythology and scripts really ancient astronauts from another world? Is the web of the universe created due to random shit; or is the web look of this universe the result of an intelligent design?" Some thought this was simply an abandoned place; the civilization still intact, but somewhere else. Someone suggested that the old civilization died off; due to aids and fail. That they all got aids and died, but...that their remnant civilizations, remnants of their shit still existed. Black Hole Suns; Black Hole clusters, planets with development, seemingly-abandoned but developed worlds, and all sorts of technology, etc was still left in some areas. Not much; but it was nearby. Advanced technology, some sort of superluminal transport, and other assorted things. Due to 1336 technocrat research and development projects already existing, and with this tech, the new fastdrives were improved massively. Over 9000 ships first spread in the original boom, then it increased on to millions as the space was filled wtth space outposts, often small forums and/or chat rooms. Those starmaps found helped very nice :P One of the first things built were space colonies orbiting worlds that became terraformed; Small forums became sparsely to decently populated worlds with the decent forums. The first-settled Core Worlds; the major forums grew becoming ecunempolises (damn spelling!!), millions of pictures and files hosted; Trantors and Coruscants. Some were terraformed, many of them were, 'naturally' in that state already oddly enough, safe from the GRBs nearby. Did this old civilization stabilize the center of the galaxy; making it calm? Was some energy field erected around the black hole in the core; to have the galaxy cleared of dangerous radiation by this permament energy field...around the black hole in the center; allowing suns and shit go be gobbled up, but preventing rays from going out...Did the civilization simply keep the stars from being eaten? In the Core, many registered, the new term for immigrated and were part of tie growing universe. People explored pushing boundaries where man never went before; encountered new species and all were absorbed into the civilization. Many peoples pissed off at the so-called "real world" adopted the new saying: "This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. They also "rejected your reality" and instead, "substituted it with my own." In the new environmsnt ofd space, new evolution occured. Humans began to conduct some telepathic signals; use these powers more effectively. Apparently the 'Indigo Children' movement on Old Earth was right. They were the beginning of a new Evolutionary leap, one that Timothy Leary did predict would happen to allow Humankind to enter space and navigate the disorienting (to older humans) outer space; to gain a new awareness of positions in space when markers are less 'available'. Not the fucked up bullshit "common sense" but a '6th sense' or sorts; to be able to sense the positions of the stars and other heavenly bodies, their energies, and possible life forms, to guide yourself to a new dimension. Humankind was improving by 'leaps in bounds'. Both mentally and in a group counciousness to maintain connections; and genetically with more physical abilities, with reaction times, hardiness to elements, etc. A new humankind rising. The destruction of old biases; which many of these people and/or their ancestors fled from in the first place. But there was more than that too ; )
Many gangstas went out here as well, looking for new cribs, places to raid and steal random shit, meet new types of hos, and get da bling bling! As there was great lewt, there were blackhats. A new age of Warez, /i/nvasions, 1336 piracy, drive-bys, nigga moments, and jacking appeared. J00 could literally get away with murder in the frontier regions. Outlaw Stars; neo-biker groups, using fast-modified 'souped-up' fighters and small craft instead ruled much of the backwater. Pirate Gangs roamed and fought for control of areas. Where there was this kind of anarchy; law claimed to 'fix it'. Vigilantist bullshit, soemtimes supported by a Core World, sometimes not; often worse than many of the outlaws they claimed to 'fight' was rampant, to the point that many outlying worlds PREFERED the so-called 'scum' over the 'good guys'. The center of the fledgling new civilization wasn't 'safe' either. Each Core World had its' own military; and government. Sometimes serveral Core Worlds were organized into emirated, satraps and nations; each holding an influence over its' nearby areas. Several of these states conducted wars and fighting. Some peacefully joined and traded. Soem bullied the nearby worlds into various things. It depended. Some of the colonists found people; well they looked human. Odd....very similar to humans on some worlds. Convergent evolution of life forms? Were some of them survivors of the old civilization? Different? Well unknown; the point was that many similar peoples were found in space; some of them similarly. The Warring States continued on; then it decreased, from thousands of nations, then hundreds, then dozens; then down to 6 main groups. 2 of those states ended up dragging all into the shit. With their influences; histories, they were able to influence, threaten, or conquer the other nations to side with them. Either informally; formally, or by coincidence; they were able to divide the known space equally in population and resources...though that was not enough...they wanted moar. The others' sides. Looks like a organized 'Wing-Ding Doodle' would occur as well. Xin-Hua, a world populated from colonists of 'Old Chine' and New Liberty, colonized by European Americans began a series of wars, dragging the other new worlds into conflict. At this time, the Americans had an advantage; a substantial portion of the worlds and settlements were started by "Americans" at this time. Few existing planets were colonized and/or terraformed at the time; many of the people living in massive space stations or artifical worlds of various types, built hollowly. As the descendants and colonists from that union called 'the United States of Amerika' had a substantial population in space now; it was expected that their worlds would win. WRONG! Many of the USA colonised worlds, many of them outside the Core, were busy with internal strife; many of them fighting with each other; interestingly like the coloization of the 'New World' back on Earth so long ago. Many of the descendants of the Americans, with their culture reflecting individualism, and exploration of the unknown ended up so distant that they had little holding those colonies in common; and hence many of them fighting eah other. Though they tended to be the fringers who did not fit in in the old earth, and their descendants. But anyway. So Xin-Hua and New Liberty were more or less evenly matched. Throuought the Anglo-Sino war; named after the majority cultures of both worlds, various other worlds joined either side; or defected, or stayed the fuck out. Often, however those neutral worlds were invaded by New Liberty, and to a lesser extent Xin-Hua. Nueva-Latina and El Dorado's substantial fleets kept New Liberty in retreat until Neo-Europa's forces and Slavia's navies entered the fray. Ummah sided with Xin-Hua until being quashed by the forces led by New Liberty. Eventually the worlds lead by Xin-Hua were forced into defensive actions, their navies fucked. The New Liberty commanders decided to end this war quickly, deciding to lay siege to Xin-Hua; lasting several months until a New Liberty hacker team inserted a trojan, destroying the shield system and allowing a quick invasion of the world. In the end, the taking of Xin-Hua was quick, but still costly for both sides; and the commander of the remaining Xin-Hua led anti-New Liberty forces attacked New Liberty; thrusting into the New Liberty forces, pushing the New Liberty defenses to a front line a few systems away from that world; with raids to the New Liberty world, not much more than harassment but symbolically good as propaganda. Pressed by this; shortly afterwards the battle and the surrender of Xin-Hua; both sides signed a treaty, a prototype Anglo-Sino Union and an early treaty. Though this was limited to the Core Worlds in scope, as the worlds who were involved in this war were the Core worlds mainly The Unification Wars (called the Imperialism Wars by the Sino-lead forces and Independent forces who did not want this) in the Core ended, but there was plenty of other shit happening still. The 'losers' still won ("in a way"); the union was made to be a confederation, so the worlds kept much of their self-determination. Even so, the expanionists in the new union attempted to seize nearby territories that were more frontier; but quickly limited any such invasions, given the anarchic nature of those zones and the FUBBness thar. A weak Terran Confederation was in place.
As the Anglo-Sino War was still happening in the core; in the border regions various niggas fought, and have fought since the first colonizations. Many of the settlers of the fringer worlds were Americans, but well that majority wore away quick, with there being no real majority. Many of the settlers were Emos, Furries, Gangstas and the old 1336 (or had allegiances, connections or influences from them). The first Emo, Wigger and Furry conflicts began; as the 1336 and wiggers began to attack each other; the 1336's base of operation being hackthisworld and thepiratebay and the gangsta' main bases of operations being Libertatia, Greaseworld, and Brooktynwood. Raids and counter-raids on convoys and outposts began and continued, gangsta forces able to capture and reverse-engineer many of the 1336 technolog for their own jacking. Eventually the hard core niggas; and many of the other gangsta faction joined the wiggas, pushing the 1336 forces back. Then the navies of slashplanet, the Chandia and Kuro5hin entered the fray to back their 1336 comrades; resulting in a stalemate. Emo and Furry forces, stricking from CreativeMinds, Emozone and Otherkindimension entered and formed a third prong, as the 1336 have been engaging in several wars with the furries and Emos simultaneously and in the past; including the infamous fursecution where Anon forces, led by Happy Negro, Cockmongler and Suiseki killed off the furry populations of Furrychan, and several other furry worlds were burned and devastated. The anon fleets also participated in the emocide; in which they devastated and killed off billions as Emozone was devastated. The Furrie and Emo forces immediately pushed back the new 1336 gains; avenging their losses as they raided and burned 4chan, nullchan, gurochan, lolichan, fapchan and 420chan. Emo forces assisted in the 7chan war of independence. It got worse; worlds were randomly fucked up from orbit by all sides; all sorts of WMDs were used on the various sides killing trillions and moar. With the Furry, Emo and Nigra forces repelling the aggression and resulting into another stalemate in many areas, razing the 1337, the end of the unification wars in the core and a new union that could threaten the outer colonies, worlds who were neutral' who were being dragged into the war and wanted out, and even the combatants grew tired of this and asked for peace to the various sides. All 3 sides saw that the war continued would get shitter and shittier and they all ceased their fire over a world named 'Oi'. A Peace Treaty was signed onboard a satellite; which was named the 1336 Nigga Cairn; orbiting one of the neutral worlds, then named 'Neo-Atlantis' for the ruins found on the world at first colonization. The peace treaty included reparations for the destruction and mass killings done by the 1336 on Emo and Furry worlds, and the Emos and Furries gave reparations for the worlds they damaged. Noticing that the furries, gangstas and emos were just like them, Happy Negro, Cockmongler and Suiseki apologized for their past actions publicly; and xxPrincessPunkxx; representing the Emo side issued a similar apology on behalf of the Emo and Furry nations. The Wiggas and Niggas apologized as well; with Eminem VI issuing the Gangsta forces apology. A GLOTR was issued to all sides. The 2 new treaties and alliances did not immediately fuse.
[Relative] Peace was a part of this universe; as well as progress in technology, often faster due to the wars and piracy. At the behest of the citizens of the rims, a 1337-Ebonics union was made; uniting some of the border frontier settlements. It stated that the peoples of the Universe were becoming more interconnected; and that "aggressive nationalism" was not useful and a danger to all peoples and systems, as shown by the mass destruction exerted on the universe recently. The Ebonics-1336 Leaders promised "never again" to let them delve into such violence, to never have to kill their fellow beings and to enter a age of peace, of freedom, or equality for all citizens. To symbolize this; the 1336 changed their name to 1337 to represent progress, an increase. Over the years the union grew; with the settled worlds. The 1337-Ebonics nation engaged pirate and small independent nations on its' edges; as well as other problems with the Anglo-Sino Allance, basically occasional invasion attempts and small annexation, and like the habitual lingering of shit in the air after the shit was smeared everywhere, piracy continued.
After a few years of realizing that FOR GOD SAKES, FUCK DIS SHIT; The 1337-Ebonics Union and Anglo-Sino Alliance changed; and it became the Universal Republic of Interconnected Beings. U-RIB, U-RIB grew with the worlds, first fusing the 2 largest governments together (literally; that was the first thing in their constitution), then adding in the smaller planetary kingdoms, democracies and all forms of random shit....literally shit. The saying "This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud" became the governmental motto for the Confederation. The Confederation originally formed from the Core Worlds and outer regions peacefully expanded to the frontier systems in ways. Economies formed and grew. Prosperity was at a bright level, as well as the future. The Republic merged into a heavily-decentralized Federation from the original Confederacy. Loose like your mom's cooch, SHAZAAM! Remembering the intolerance (and damn irony) that resulted in the Wigger, Emo and Furry wars the 1337-Ebonics leaders created a Constitution that guaranteed free expression and other rights the mainstream back in the origin deemed "wrong". Free Speech, Freedom from Fear, A Fair Trial, Self-Determination for peoples in the Republic, the right to self-defense, freedom of thought, movement, association, organization, privacy, property, representation, safe work, equal pay, not to be fucked with, reasonable rest and leisure, a decent standard of living, education, and other rights not mentioned. Few incidents with the enforcement of these regulations and laws occured; many of the worlds already did many of these things before the U-RIB. Example; from the beginning, Ummah's leadership; the Caliphate was a democratic semi-presidential government. Many of these people were the downtrodden, poor, oppressed in the old world(s??) so they LONG placed these in effect. It's still weird how they somehow ended up in that chaos period. Well the Core Worlds weren't so disconnected with the mainstream society from the beginning; many of them were 'normal'. If there is a set 'normal'
Deviants were accepted here, free of all mainstream bullshit. Nerds, furries, "trannies", or the transgendered people (note: at this time, that technology was not perfected at the beginning of the U-RIB but would soon be in regarded here),"freaks", Aspies, pedos, homos, genetically engineered people, 1337s of course, victime of the old society, random weird people were welcomed here to dress in rave clothes, or walk nude, dress like Pac-Man, Fly a Goatse Flag, or eat their fried chicken....as long as it was humane. People, who would've gone on a shooting martyrdom spree became less aggressive and friendly; people who were fucked with and picked on for being nerdy, or having freckles, or having a different hair color, or dressing in more of a "emo" way, or liked shit, etc weren't fucked with. Those with suicidal problems were helped here; not shunned. People who were shunned elsewhere were accepted. Those with problems with various family members due to history and such were accepted. Over time more immigrated to the new dimension; and the universe grew, more people found out, more immigrated. Over time, more and more mainstreamers entered, as well as the growing original population.....the mainstream was not necessarily bad, as new immigrants were welcomed without problems. People had new skills for the U-RIB and the U-RIB government was happy w00t! For a long time, it was good. Unfortunately, with the new colonists came the bad side of the mainstream....law pollution. There was light law polluion in the Core but still. Where the internet was once nearly-anarchic in many areas the mainstream placed their laws in control. People fought those laws, Unfortunately the laws won. At first rarely, if ever enforced even in the Core Worlds it spread out to the fringe worlds. And spread and spread. Their influence, the mainstream shit influenced and took over the interwebz like a bastardization; a FRANKENSTEIN OMGWTFBBQ! People were banned and arrested for these laws.....the people protested, especially the outer systems. The Core Worlds became biased against the same fringers it accepted at first, claiming divine/parental authority, claiming legal authority, claiming moral authority. However, it was the new immigrants who were full of the same biases they brought over from the "real world that made it this way. Not all immigrants were like this; but enough were to "moderate" out everyone else; making them at least passive in the turn of events. Disturbingly like the past. So logn ago. The same shit reappears. The same EXACT FUCKING THING. HOW CAN THEY ALLOW THIS TO REPEAT (spoken from some of the original nativist families). First starting from the Old Worlds so long ago; many of them originally attempting to be "moderate the internet" and "save teh children from pornography, racism and school schooling ZOMG" (ignoring that their shitty horrible parenting made it that way in the first place). Then they claimed that "we mu5t k33p teh p30p13 fr0m 4cc351ng teh warez!!11!!, as they R s3tt1ng u5 up teh b0mb!", (oh shi-, no loli and shota 4 you. No shitting dick nipples! No guro! No Holocaust Revisionism or nigger hating, no Free Zundel, no 9/11 truth, no Pealr HArbro truth, no anime as it is teh gh3y! No "Violent" video games; have to shut that down. NO DISCUSSION OF RAMPAGES). Then bullshit to white-wash and destroy the original 1336's ideology and beliefs. Whitewashing thier disdain for the bullshit that brought them here; the contradictions of the old Society, the refusal of the mainstream to adopt or ACKNOWLEDGE this; that they fled rather than continued that shit. That the original documentarians tried to fight this. They tried to focus incessantly on the invasions and unification wars; claiming that it 'saved us all from anarchy' and 'brought us order; something what the founders wanted' when many of the founders HATED those wars and wanted to stop it; but were overrulled by some of the mainstream-leaning people in the military command. Also; that their bastardized the idea of 'we may not be completely right' to mean that the founders went against their original ideas; claiming that they were all fucked up stupid idiots (the founders) and they should have conformed, to stay with the society; WHEN THEY DID NOT FIT IN JACK SHIT AND LEFT DUE TO THAT! Shit like this placed and hidden in the 'history'. The other peoples hoped that this would 'only be a phase' well it wasn't. It got worse. No discussion on the U-RIB's formation, bad parts of the Anglo-Sino Alliance; some of the shit some of the original colonists did. Ignoring and whitewashing what many of the mainstreamers' ancestors did; and that THEY were responsible for this inthe first place. No questioning ot their crock-of-shit 'authority'; whether religious, majority, familial, or otherwise. Arranged Marriage bullshit. Forced 'normativity', The Same Social Bullshit; from everyone. Though this first was detectable over 9000 years (note; many documents placed it as shhort as 50 years, others over 9000, others as 20,000 years. And different 'years' are used; so it's not concrete) after the formation of the U-RIB; it was creeping, like AIDS infecting a body, slowly changing. The original first generation immigrants weren't this way; but over time, 4-5th generations, those who were assimilated in the U-RIB culture and nation(s) were more to the right; as a saying goes, so actually it wasn't the immigrants per se but the mainstream ideas that infused with the prevalent culture. First people were classified as 'different'; beginning with the otherkin. Then, laws were made to criminalize and treat the otherkin who, by genetic engineering and other methods became a fusion of human and other species into second-rate citizens. Many of the people who helped to explore and map; those who built this civilization were followed by their tormentors; their shit hijacked to be used against them and their history written to attack them!
Naturally many people fled to the fringe worlds or physically moved their worlds' location outward (don't ask me how; goddamnit *mad*). An exodus of people who were against the growing mainstream influence went away from the [somewhat] once-friendly Core Worlds. The Fringers began to resent...many of them began to resent the influences; some 'looked down' on the mainstreamers as inferior, emotional, biased animals. And they believed the various oppressed ones were the higher-ones; the Ubermensh; the Uber-humans. SUPERMANNNNN As is prevalent in states heading towards polarization and civil war; their regions had different political parties elected; the Freedom, Brotherhood and Equality Party (FBE) promising Freedom and Equality for all regardless of bullshit while the Moral Majority Party (MMP) claimed to be fulfilling a more spiritual will, to appeal to salvation, to show the sinners their problems, to force them to be right, upstanding good-thinking citizens. The U-RIB government was in partisan deadlock. but the increasing Core influences lead to a bias toward the Mainstream Forces. The FBErs were broken due to biased systemic influences, constutional amendments, parliamentary procedure changes and other things made to grow the influence of the MMP. People peacefully protested, asking for change and return to the original U-RIB constitution and system. Slowly it grew like a melting slab of snow with exposed ground in a few places. The protests and cries for redress of grievances were not heard, or deliberately ignored. The Constitution was violated and assraped, nay fucked in all orifices and had new ones tore in it, to the point that it was "only a goddamn piece of paper" Shit got worse...
The interwebz entered a time of shitstorms and flamefests, and the fringe nations and systems chafed under the increasing regulations, many of them made just to fuck with the Fringe systems. Due to increasing "laws" and controls on the interwebz, people got mad. For posting jailbait and r@ygold, people got banned. For posting porn period, people got banned. For denying the Holocaust, people got banned (whoa, people are STILL arguing that crap in the future!!). For saying "nigger", people got banned. For being explorers and hacking for info, people got banned. Talking about violent things? B4nned! Being a furry? Banned! Posting .torrent links got people banned and arrested. For internet threats, people got banned. Soon mass arrests and crackdowns for these happened. Laws were made criminalizing Hentai of all forms, and the "real-life" porn industry found itself under attack by the mainstream. Disagreeing with this new social order that emerged; dissenting from the ideas of Social Control that were seeping into the U-RIB? Sent to Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Prison! In the interwebs, increasing bannings, arrests and other shit for things the mainstream considered 'wrong' pissed off the peoples of various sites. Teh 1337 haxx0rs; the pioneers and builders of the U-RIB were prosecuted, fersecution went into full effect as the mainstream organized interweb militias to lynch the furries! They even found and seized thepiratebay for a time and many other p2p networks; some of the staff escaped, some didn't..... In the spam of a few years, people who were previously okay and had no problems were followed and lynched in some parts and cases. The Judges were afraid too; many of them were getting shot and even the soldiers sent to 'protect' them often hurt them. Many judges went to side with the mainstreamers willingly. Oh; many Mainstreamer leaders and pundits clamored at "the silent majority" waking up. The same reason people fucking fled the old world. Dehumanization of the Fringers was in full effect. Some clamored for laws, and passed laws requiring some in the U-RIB to wear symbols; or identiy badges. People were sent into the camps, for 'reeducation' apparently. Many never were seen again. At least not seen completely again.. First it was groups of 'right-thinking folks' in militias who did this, then the state took over and did it more efficently. Once the moderate government officers and legislators and jusges were pussified enough or distracted, or the program was hidden well enough. When this started anyone who wasn't already leaving MADE IT THEIR JOB and 'hauled ass' to GTFO to the worlds that sided against the Mainstreamers; either through secesionism or war.Many of the governments of the fringe-leaning worlds and independent organizations had programs to get people who would be deemed 'scum' or 'sick fucks' or 'animals' to flee. That helped a lot; especially given the intentional seizing of assets of fringers and the problems of privatizing some things while instutionalizing others. Or decreasing minimum wage laws. Many were in those 'reeducation' camps, but many were able to flee.
In the Fringer Worlds, the people saw this, and many were angered. Naturally, seeing your comrades and brothas and friends die and suffer like that does. Remembering why they, or their ancestors fled and built this civilization; why they are as they are. Remembering that the same fucks who said 'love it of leave it' followed them here. Remembering the old Hackers' Manifesto, that "This is our world now" the fringe, the nerds, the deviants, the people and their ancestors; who originally fled form this crap in the first place won't let it be stolen and zerg rushed! Zooming out from the outer edge areas, people struck back! tor was widely downloaded, proxies were made by the thousands. Sites were hosted ad hoc; relying on the individual computers who volunteered their memory and bandwith! New Chat rooms were made! People became an hero, committing acts of martyrdom against those who tormented them; Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris being foremost among them! Whatever the fuck they don't like; WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK SO GTFO OUR INTERNETS! OH BETTER YET WE GTFO FROM YOUR BITCH ASS ANTICS! We'll host more. For every site shut down, 2 new ones popped up to take their place, the hydra theory. More .torrent index sites were made to replace the old ones; usenet groups experienced a surge in use.
A secessionist movement formed; uniting the Screaming Electrons, the Chandia, CreativeMinds, Gamemond, BeastWorld, TehFuckWhat, The Anthrocon, other guyz, and some of the population of the Core Worlds still there; few of the still living there. Some; like the Rotteneggs people and the GNA in general stayed neutral at the time, others were placed under the control of the U-RIB military; controlled by the Mainstreamers. Using ROFFLECOPTERs, various militias including the Gay Niggers, the Patriotic Nigras, the Troll Kingdom, the Imperial Cobra Army, the *chan invaders, and early anon militias in conjunction with /i/nsurgents of the various worlds fought, and often won. In conjunction with the guerillas, popular revolutions, rebellion and secessionism occurred on the sites and worlds; overthrowing the corrupt and biased admins who betrayed the peoples' wish to be free. Some failed, but some Core Worlds fell to the secessionists. They proclaimed an Alliance of Fringe Movements.
In opposition; the mainstream, forces (many of them being the "cool" people, which by now controlled U-RIB by default due to secessionism and their attempts to take power renamed it something too sinister to say here!) were that. These forces included The majority of all religious leaders, Neo-Fascists and censorers, the Core Worlds in general, treasonous fucks who claimed to be 'moderate' like Dramapedia (fuckers claimed to be 'comedians. haha. slander for the mainstream) and some other thing, wasn't it 'Awful' or some shit!. The moral groups, sXe and hXe peoples, of course the fusion of 'Prep' and 'Jock'; most of the "moderates" and others formed to "Cleanse the universe". Some group, the FAB ("Fair and Balanced") News sided and joined them claiming to "protect out families; defend the moral values" (interestingly the guerillas and shit FUCKING LULZed at the acronym; fab, all right (fab-shorthand way of saying fabrication; old say of saying that; word predates the U-RIB)). In basic; a majority of the population, and the social order in general sided with the mainstreamers. Other sites and groups paid lip service, as the saying went by arresting various niggas wanted by them and cooperating in various other ways, afraid of gaining the ire of the Mainstreamers.
It is unknown (or I'm too fucking lazy to look for it) but it is unknown who shot first; and both sides claim the other shot. Whatever, the Mainstream issued a declaration of war against the Fringe. A few hours later, the mainstream coalition approved a "show of force" of some sort. The radical moralist factions however; secretly approved the use of lulz-antilulz nukes and 'Shock and Awe' to the X-treme. A mainstream fleet attacked one of the first meeting places of the Fringe Movements, and as mainly defending Anarchist-class battleships, Molotov-class frigates and Firecracker fighters fought the mainstream, the enemy was able to use their weapon, destroying bombshock. Several billion died in that attack, as some Alliance representatives, the warships closest to the world, civilian craft, many civilians, and other random guys not involved whatsoever were annihilated, as a annihilation (U SEE WHAT I DID THAR!) weapon was shot at the planet. Surviving Fringe warships, mainly nearby portions of the Screaming Electron Army lead by Aludin, Mr. Happy, xRadical_Wankerx, MANIHUNEE, Snoopy and nonarky in the area destroyed the carrier that deployed the weapon(s) while the Moralist fleets retreated but the damage, nay destruction was done........begun, the Flame War has. Shortly after that, thepiratebay and its' torrent networks; retaken in the past month by Anon Guerillas was destroyed in a similar way; completely fucking communications, research, the 'core' of a new hacking corps, and information....for a while.
Seeing the war declared against them and the blatant massacres committed against them; the Alliance of Fringe Movements conducts light raids; called "Stingraids" on smaller forums allied with the moralists, while building and preparing its' Anon armies for combat and amalgating the other Alliance Forces. Remember Bombshock and Tehpiratez" was the rallying cry. Though bombshock's loss lessened the influence of the hacker, blackops, devicemaking and warez faction of the Alliance, and this was made worse by thepiratebay's loss; they still hold influence and The Screaming Electrons came out as de facto leader of these groups. The Alliance Government re-formed quickly; the Alliance Chairman and the HMFICs were late in a shuttle and arounf half the Councils and Congresses were at bombshock at its' destruction. A secessionist constituion/charter was already made and transmitted to the member worlds, which voted for it days before Bombshock's destruction.
Bombshock's losses; then thepiratebay's death demoralized and forced the Alliance into a defensive action. The Screaming Electron Army, led by Aludin repelled an attack on the Screaming Electron home system in a spamming deployment of various types of porn, blocking all entrances with a minefield or sorts. After the mainstream fleet demolished the porn field, the defending Screaming Electron fleets combined with the defensive Raid and Jenkem Batteries, combined with a new type of ammo: Butthash! They were too much for the already weakened attacking forces after dealing with deleting a shitload of porn! And they pulled out! A few other such Weapon of Mass Deletion attempts were made, but they failed either to a quick and incomplete (slang: "Half-assed") rush and mobilization of these weapons; resulting in shortages and the moderate mainstreamers started to argue and forced a stop to those operations.
The hxe Moralists see that they might lose a chance to "annihilate the enemies of humanity" the "evil that cannot be rehabilated, that it needs to be confronted and destroyed" and they get antsy. They get the forces already mobilized quickly for an attack to try to decpitate, or, more accurately, unglue the Alliance, the loss of the *chans would make the alliance fly apart withing weeks and collapse; easy 'divide and conquer'Then an attack is conducted by the mainstream on the chans. They know that the loss of the *chan worlds would demoralize the Alliance forces further than bombshock and thepiratebay, that a significant portion of the Alliance is made of chans, and their infuence extends further in the Alliance leadership and the "rank and file". 4chan has naturally, being the most populus chan currently and with some of the longest histories; taken the position of more power and authority over all the chans in their region, as it has for a LOOOOONNNNGGGGG time (which is long!); and as an extension 4chan controls much of the Alliance. A campaign is quickly thought of, prepared and attempted to try to attack the Fringe Forces HQ, the *chans and mainstream fleets are quickly sent from the Mainstream frontline world/base Lulzicon, also known as Dramapedia.
The Campaign plans to eventually reach to 4chan; and at first victory seems easy, penetrating and pushing the small Anon fleets out of the border chans; but the defense network is in effect and when a significant mainstream force tries to bypass the defensive network by 420chan; a battle takes place nearby that world. New Warships, shiny speaking (or spanking) new provide the core of the defensive forces arrayed around the site and older, converted ships provide more of the fleet. The enemy forces prepare for combat; launching their fighters through mass drivers; and deploying their relatively-few (and prototype) mechs to backup their main warships. Lead by the admiral Kirtaner attached with 420chan's fleets, the Alliance Forces repel an attack with slightly less losses for the defenders than the attackers. Though the area was lightly defended and the Alliance military was thinking of placing and building up a defensive fortress at the site, the world still provided a physical barrier to the enemy, it provided a hospital and supply depot for Fringe forces and some of the jailbait, r@ygold, Guro, and Furry turrets were effective against attacking warships, thought had a slow rate of fire and somewhat bad accuracy. The battle began as both fleets engaged each other at long range, Alliance warships helping to keep the actual site shielded by keeping the enemy fleet away from the world's surface, and occassional shots from the ground defense batteries kept the enemy "on their toes" In this maelstrom, navigating around the 420chan defense fleets and the Mainstream attackers in a medium orbit, all sorts of fighters and mechs fought in a samural jacktion-like scene; the Fringe Forces having an initial advantage in mechs, due to their natural bias towards those more technically literate as many 1337s joined the fringe and built the old U-RIB. In conjunction with reinforcements sent from 4chan, Alliance Mechs helped to turn the battle as they were more effective against enemy capital ships often, as well as the various ground defense turrets' fire wearing down the enemy fleets. In elements; fighters supported mechs, sometimes mechs formed their own units and often fighters screened the capital ships themselves. The Moralist sides had a higher ratio of fighters to mechs at this point, so they had more power to act alone and break off, but given the tech disparity both mechs were evenly-capable. Both sides fought each other to a standstill; but the moralists, seeing they were pushing their victory too far here and could lose more tactically retreat from the battle back to an occupied position in the chans. Apparently All Your Base Does't Belong to Us.
The world was not "touched" by battle; the Alliance News networks showed the victory to the population of the Alliance, shouts of victory at pushing back the enemy and celebrations were everywhere. However; strategically it was not as good.....in actuality the mainstream planned for this possibility and immediately sent their retreating fleets, as well as any reinforcements and other units recently available in the area towards 4chan, still caught off-guard by the war declaration, commitments with other areas (especially sending the forces to back up 420chan) and standardizing its' military with the other members meant 4chan was attacked! They blitzkrieged many chan worlds, retreating from 420chan to keep a blockade; while other of their fleets moved around to continue their offensive, this time like lightning. The Anon fleets melted like butter in a 120 Degree Fahrenheit Environment (on ashphalt heated by a sun? in a 'hot house'? see any other examples). The mainstream went in; at 4chan, took out much of the now-small fleet in orbit, and scattering the survivors. They began landing troops; and the ground was caught off-guard. Tanks, prototype giant snakes and troops were sent by the mainstream; and the fringe opposition, defending Bear Cavalry, Dog Mechs and Humanoid Mechs were forced to defend small portions of the world still covered by the now-limited planetary shielding. Spam shelters are used and the civilians that cannot or will not leave are ordered to get to the shelters quickly while they still can. Even worse, much of the reinforcements sent by 4chan to back up 420chan were caught and encircled in XYZ by another mainstream fleet and currently the entire group has been placed as MIA after garbled transmissions of battle ended. They were too busy fighting moralist forces there to move to assist anyone; barely help themselves. Anon was not happy but was stretched thin in XYZ; holding Katrina and other locations.
This is all broadcast through the networks; live streaming. The loss of the fleet at XYZ, without much info and no help available to be sent there, the 420chan forces forced to stay there and maintain the "beachhead". The quick invasion of the chans. Threats of invasions and attacks on other worlds of the Alliance. At 4chan, the defending ground mechs seem to be having low power and wonder how long they can hold off; and what the chain of command is. The Alliance space fleet is nearly non-factoring now; the only thing they can do is form rally points for nearby warships and protect civilian transports to evacuate, if they can get through any blockade. Even though they have been pushed away in many examples, they are near the world and the Alliance warships try to harass the invasion, often simply hiding up and conducting point-blank battles with enemy fleets to try to keep the enemy 'busy'.
On the ground, fires rage, cities are destroyed due to bombardments from orbit, the enemy fleet igniting much of the world. Defensive guns are overwhelmed and much of the shield system dies. Debris falls to the planets surface, some of the defense platforms falling out of orbit, compounding losses; chaos and damage. The limited defensive reformation is dying, civilians are being massacred, all live through the Alliance news network streams....many may think the Alliance may die; all hope may be gone.......forever, that their future at the hands of the mainstreamers may be shitty, hay not just shitty but fucking shitty, a fate deserving murder/suicide. Maybe just suicide, while they can still. Maybe they have all been screwed......maybe not. Yet oddly hope permeated the entire Alliance populations, whether furro, or weirdo, or emo, or pedo, or nigro, or homo, whatever all wonder...and wait....and think "maybe not". As if they have all been influenced, or are giving their energy though thoughts, or hope to someone...to save the Alliance. Someone
.to save the Alliance. But the hope falters, goes up and down like a heart beating. The Mainstreamers have a federal military, something which the Fringers lack. The mainstreamers have better communications, maybe who knows
...................And so it happens......A burst of Croneau radiation appears, hope arrives. The hopes of the entire civilian and military of the Alliance. Dropping out of Hyperspace/Etherspace/Warp (or whatever the fuck you call it). They arrive. A ship dropped out of hyperspace. A small group, at least for now but it is enough. The people of the 4chan hear the transmission. Looking like a giant penis; with 4 oddly-shaped sphere attached to the bottom (base) of the penis, with fins attached to said balls to provide an aerodynamic warship when operating in atmospheres. The ship is colored Black. The initials GNA; short for "Gay Nigger Association" are stenciled on the ship in white. The ship is smooth; a relatively-new warship class, the Black Cock-class but this ship's name is Ring Musculaturus II. The Balls are fuel storage tanks; making the ship more vulnerable to fire but higher shielding compensates for that risk. Its a small group of Gay Nigger reinforcements, an eventually the whole Alliance is known about it. Help for the embattled 4chan. Anon will be reinforced. Many are apprenhious over whether the small GNA force is able to fight. Some are happy at this "good news". Some don't give a fuck, for various reasons or others......
But its not over yet
.not over! Theyll all see. Some other Black Dicks zoom into the area. The GNA arrive!!!! The Gay Niggers deploy their fighters. From the head of the penis; and from hangars deployed from the sides of the penis, like sheet metal being erected (LOL) first 4 Chickenwing craft launch, zooming with a lions roar away. Moar get out too Almost like missiles; they launch out the warships. Shooting out like cum, the Chickenwings launch. A stream of weapon fire is detected; firing from the cock-craft. Gary Niger, the leader of this small force launches in his Chickenwing
his group, and the first wave of chickenwing craft do a barrel roll and go full throttle into the shit.